I figured out the blog thing! Everyone clap your hands for me! =)
So today was an exciting/stressful/busy day. I had a photo shoot with my favourite photographer in the world, and it was awesome cos we haven’t shot together for so freaking long. He lives about an hour away from me though and it was the worst drive EVER, I swear I got stopped at literally every traffic light and train crossing on the way. And then I realised I’d left the piece of paper with directions to his new studio at home hahah, but thankfully due to my dynamite memory I still found the place just fine, booyah!!! But we shot some cool shit, I put black and yellow electrical tape across my boobs and afterwards realised how much of a shitty idea that was when I had to take it off – OUCH! Hehe.
I also did a photo shoot at the beach on Monday, and even though it rained I toughed it out and I think we got some REALLY sexy shots. Here’s a pic of me looking all cute and trashy and wet afterwards.

Tonight I was supposed to be going to the strip club I used to work at to watch the Miss Erotica pageant but I decided to stay in and cam for you pretty people instead. I was actually supposed to be entering the competition, but decided against it due to disliking one of the ‘body part’ titles they hand out. The last thing I want is to have all my friends see me crowned with Miss Erotica’s “Fanciest Fanny”. BTW, in Australia, ‘fanny’ means vagina, not ass. If they’d called it something cute like “Prettiest Pussy” then I’d be down, but “Fanciest Fanny”… that just sounds so cheap and tacky hahaha, and I knew if I won that my guy friends would NEVER let me live it down, so I decided it wasn’t worth the risk! I did buy a super cute nurse outfit to wear for the comp though, so I guess now I’ll just have to wear it on cam… don’t want it to go to waste!!!
Well, hopefully some of you will get to come and see me in private or VIP, despite my shitty schedule due to being in a lame Aussie time zone! I love living in Australia, but sometimes it’s annoying being so backwards hehe.
Peace out =)
Ash xo