I dont know if youve noticed, but Ive been kind of MIA for the past month. (And maybe youre noticing that my apostrophe key isnt working) That is partly because my laptop keeps dying and also because I was in this big stripper competition. It was a month long and had several rounds of elimination. I had to do 3 different themed performances. But in the end, I WON! So now Im going to have a really big ego. Ok, not really. But I am going to Disneyland with my winnings. Annnd I get to be on the cover of Exotic magazine. So, let me tell you how I won. For my last performance I did FLASHDANCE. I had a friend make me a super sweet medley of Flashdance, Maniac, Fame, Footloose, and Time of My Life. I ended with the classic water dumping moment. It was so much fun. As soon as I have pictures, I will show them to you! Except for the ones after my performance. I was immediately wasted. Everyone in the crowd wanted to buy me a shot. And there were a few hundred people there. It was nuts. I ended up staying out until 6 celebrating, which I will never do again. Im too old for that crap. Or something.

Yeah, I dont have much else to say because that has been my life lately. Well, that, and my laptop woes. I really need a new one.

Ive also lost about 10 pounds since Ive been single, I have long hair again, and I got some more work done on my Star Wars tattoo. You’ll have to come see me soon and check it out!!