Holidays, Cake Mix, And Discounted Chats!

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Hello everyone! I am back to a semi-regular schedule now. Holidays in my family are like a week long event. Everyone gets together, fights, drinks, and eats lots of food! Thanksgiving was really nice. This Thanksgiving was the first real holiday without my great-grandmother, so I’ve been pretty emotional lately. Holidays just aren’t the same without her, but I know that she’s in a better place. Other than that, my Thanksgiving was very fun!


The day after Thanksgiving was my boyfriend’s birthday. I needed to get a cake mix to make him a cake, so I headed up to Wal-Mart around midnight. Bad idea. I forgot that it was Black Friday. Can you imagine how stupid I looked walking into the store in pajamas for a cake mix? Everyone had six baskets full of toys and presents and here I am just getting a Betty Crocker cake mix! Thank God someone let me cut to the front of the line! I was there an hour as it was. Needless to say, I will never go Black Friday shopping. Ever. Those people are violent. I made the most beautiful cake though!


I hope to see you guys in my chat! I’ve been feeling extra frisky lately. I will be having COMPLETELY RANDOM discount days, so stop in and say hi to me from time to time! I’ve been having discounted tip specials in my chat as well, so check it out! I should also mention that any offline tip of $5.00 or more will get you a fan sign! I hope you all are well and I will see you soon!

My Very First Member Chat!

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My very first member chat is TONIGHT at 7PM PST!!!!
I am soooooo excited!

I will be doing a few outfit changes for you guys and just talking about random stuff.
You’ll get to hear about my sex stories and what I like.
You’ll get to hear my favorite music to have sex to.
You’ll get to see me just being me…

…while getting naked and naughty!!

Tips will get you titty flashes.
Big tips will get me naked.
Huge tips will keep me naked.

DO NOT MISS THIS!


The Hectic Life Of Joley Jayne!

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Hello everyone! I just wanted to give you guys a quickie update on how things are going!

Halloween Weekend was awesome! You guys voted and helped me win Most Creative Video! As promised, I had two days of super cheap chats and I have uploaded a FREE&TOPLESS video to thank you! Check the link!!! http://www.onhercam.tv/video/joleys-topless-fishnet-dance?nats=NTQ5LjEuOC45LjAuMC4wLjAuMA Here’s a screenshot.


So on Saturday I went to a Halloween Party at an old friend’s house. I hadn’t seen him since I was 14, so it was good to catch up. I met a TON of new people, which is really great considering I am kind of an introvert and don’t get out a lot. Yes, I know that it’s hard to believe. Outgoing Joley on cam isn’t exactly the same in person. I am super shy! Although the alcohol involved definitely helped me to open up! I met a lot of new people, got absolutely shit-faced sloppy drunk, and the result…? I have TWO dates this weekend. Haha, I’m super nervous. I haven’t been on a date in about 8 months. Hopefully I don’t blow it too badly. Here’s a before photo of me before I left for the party, accompanied by a photo of me after 6 rounds of beer pong and a few shots of Hpnotiq. Most of my makeup had come off by the second photo.

Over the week I also bought a new puppy! He is a pug and his name is Vinny. I’ve had LOTS of fun trying to potty-train him. Can you hint the sarcasm in that? He is too adorable to be mad at though. Here’s some darling photos.

I hope that you are all having a wonderful week and I will see you all soon!

Tattoos And Piercings!

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Hello everyone!!! Today I got two new tattoos, a tattoo touch-up, and nipple piercings! I am going to go ahead and add photos of all of my tattoos and explain the meanings behind them since so many of you ask me all the time!

My first tattoo was a small heart on the inside of my left ankle. I did it myself in my bathroom when I was 14 years old with a safety pin and some ballpoint pen ink. Stupid, I know…. I will never get that tattoo touched up. I am so proud of it! I got the heart to symbolize love, one of the greatest things in the world.

My second tattoo was a key on my left wrist. I got this at 16 years old by a guy who learned to tattoo in jail. I got the key to remind me that I hold the key to my life, to my heart, to everything. Only I can make my decisions, nobody else. I can open the door to success or to failure, whatever I choose. This is also the key that I got touched up today.


My third tattoo was a shooting star that my best friend and I got together. It’s on the right of my chest extending to my shoulder. The same guy that did my key the first time did my star. I got this because my best friend and I live in separate states. She and I are far apart, and so are the stars. I also got this to remind me to shoot for the stars and to never give up my dreams. I got my star touched up as well when I turned 18. My fourth tattoo was done the same day as the touch up on the star. It’s a swallow, a diamond, music notes, and a quote. The swallow reminds me that I can always soar above my problems and grow as a person. The diamond is to remind me of how much I’m worth and to not let people treat me like shit or take me for granted because I deserve better. The music notes are there just because I simply could not live without music. I sing and play guitar and it’s a huge part of who I am. The quote; Live Laugh Love is pretty self explanatory. I live by that quote. I also laugh and love by it.


My fifth and sixth tattoo were done today. I got an anchor and a peacock feather. The anchor symbolizes my family. They keep me grounded, or anchored, so to speak. I never want to forget where I came from. The peacock feather represents individuality. No two peacock feathers are the same. No two people are the same. It reminds me to be myself… an individual. I was born an original and I won’t die a copy.

I plan to do a full sleeve eventually, but I’m one of those people who has to have a meaning behind every individual piece. Next time that I go to the tattoo shop, I am going to work on some background to tie my pieces together. I was thinking about waves and clouds. We’ll see.

I look a bit scary in that last photo, but after sitting for three hours getting tattooed and then having my nipples pierced…. I’m allowed to look like crap. I can’t wait until it’s all healed up and you can see it a bit better. I won’t be posting nipple pics until the swelling goes down. Trust me, you don’t even want to see them right now.

I hope that everyone is having an awesome weekend. See you guys soon!

Check Out The Halloween Videos And Vote!

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It’s that time of the year! Halloween is nearing and a ton of us girls here at OHC have made some kick-ass, sexy as hell videos for you guys to watch. Did I mention that you can see them for free? Don’t forget to vote!

We have Zombies, Devils, Angels, Gypsies, Punk Rockers, Naughty Nurses, Vampires, Daisy Duke Girls, Strawberry Shortcakes, Cowgirls, Gangsters, Pumpkin-Carvers, Genies, Mummies, Snow Whites, Mermaids, Phantoms, Little Red Riding Hoods, Natives, YOU NAME IT!

Go check out these amazing videos and vote for your favorite at the link below!

http://www.onhercam.com/forums/index.php/topic,15304.0.html

In case you missed it, here’s a link to my video!

If I place in the contest, I will make a super sexy video for OHCTV for you all to watch for free! I will also have a day of super cheat chats. Fansigns can be be available upon request as well.

Big Time Discounts This Week!!!

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Hey guys! I have decided to have some big time discounts for all of you loyal, awesome fans this week!

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday I will be lowering my VIP and Group rates. Why, you ask? BECAUSE I CAN!

Monday:
VIP- $3.99 Group- $1.50

Tuesday:
VIP- $4.99 Group- $0.99

Wednesday:
VIP- $3.99 Group- $0.99

Friday:
VIP- $3.50 Group- $1.50

I will be online from 6-8PM PST on all of these nights.
DO NOT miss your chance to see me get naked and naughty at a really great price. I hope to see lots of you in my chat this week!

I’ve Been Having Some Strange Dreams!

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Hello everyone! Welcome to my first blog post! I’ve been having some strange dreams lately. First of all, my dreams either never make sense because they are so weird, or I have horrible dreams that wake me up crying. I NEVER have normal, happy, riding on a dolphin dreams.

Last night I dreamt that the Zoo’s animals had all gotten loose! I was in a long hallway with several closed doors on either side. A black and green poisonous snake was slithering towards me. Somehow in the dream I knew that it was the kind of snake that would kill you in seconds with one bite. I am backing up slowly trying not to startle this snake when my cat, Hugo jumps out of one of the doors. The snake turns around and slides itself around my cats neck squeezing tighter and tighter. Hugo’s eyes start to bulge out of his sockets, his body gets fatter and fatter from all of the pressure and he finally explodes into a million pieces.

All of a sudden, the dream skips and I am lying in a cage with a baby lion cub, petting it as if it’s a kitten. The cub is being so sweet and purring and enjoying the rub down. Before I know it, the mother lion saunters over and growls at me, licking her lips as if she can’t wait to devour me. The lion calmly and slowly bites my index finger. Her tooth is caught in my finger and slices all the way through. I cannot get my finger out of her mouth so I yank back really fast and my finger is split in two.

I woke up thinking; ‘My poor cat!’ and ‘What the fuck?’ I wonder why my dreams have been so strange lately. Not that they aren’t always strange, but this is a different kind of strange. Here’s an example about my ‘usual’ strange dreams.

I once dreamt that I was in a haunted house, except that it wasn’t a haunted house, just designed like one. Curtains from floor to ceiling, spooky skulls hung everywhere, props, etc. I heard Enrique’s song ‘Baby, I Like It’ and I ran to the other end of the house. He was performing live and I couldn’t get there fast enough. I was running in ultra slow-motion and trying to scream but no words came out of my mouth. By the time I made it to the stage, he was leaving and the concert was over. The dream skipped and we were in a room and he was kissing my stomach. All of a sudden, he pulls down my skirt and says; ‘Ew, why are you wearing granny panties?’ I then proceeded to wake up. Dreams like that are ‘normal’ for me. But dreams about my cat exploding and lions splitting my finger in half is a bit kooky, even for me! I looked up a website called Dream Dictionary and looked up key words to find out what my dreams could possibly mean. It’s a very interesting website, I recommend you check it out once you dream.

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/

Here are some key words that I found and what they supposedly mean…

Cat:
To see a cat in your dream, symbolizes an independent spirit, feminine sexuality, creativity, and power. The dream may be a metaphor for “cattiness” or someone who is “catty” and malicious.

Snake:
The snake may be seen as phallic and thus symbolize temptation, dangerous and forbidden sexuality. If you are afraid of the snake, then it signifies your fears of sex, intimacy or commitment. The snake may also refer to a person around you who is callous, ruthless, and can’t be trusted. As a positive symbol, snakes represent healing, transformation, knowledge and wisdom. It is indicative of self-renewal and positive change.

Animals:
To see animals in your dream, represent your own physical characteristic, primitive desires, and sexual nature, depending on the qualities of the particular animal. Animals symbolize the untamed and uncivilized aspects of yourself.

Squeeze:
To dream that something is being squeezed, suggests that you need to make more space for other things in your life. You need to stop dwelling on your past emotions and clear them away. Alternatively, the dream may mean that you are putting the “squeeze’ on somebody. You or someone may be feeling pressured or stressed.

Hallway:
To see a hallway in your dream, symbolizes self exploration. It is the beginning of the path that you are taking in life. You are going through a transitional phase and journeying into the unknown.

Doors:
To dream that the door is closed or locked, signifies opportunities that are denied and not available to you or that you have missed out on. Something or someone is blocking your progress. It also symbolizes the ending of a phase or project.

Lion:
To see a lioness in your dream, represents your maternal instincts. You will go to great lengths to protect your interests. Alternatively, a lioness symbolizes hope, victory, tenacity and stamina. To dream that you are attacked by a lion, suggests that a force may be driving you to self-destruction. You need overcome these challenges and obstacles.

Bite:
To dream that you are being bitten, represents your vulnerability regarding some unresolved issues or emotions. You may be pestered by a problem or obstacle. The dream may also be a metaphor indicating that you have bitten off more than you chew. Perhaps you have too much to handle.

Finger:
To dream that your fingers are injured or have been chopped off, denote your anxieties about your ability to accomplish some demanding task or perform in some waking situation.

Lion Cub:
To see a cub in your dream, represents innocence, playfulness and/or mischievousness. It is also symbolic of your children or siblings.

Haunted House:
To dream of a haunted house, signifies unfinished emotional business, related to your family, dead relatives, or repressed memories and feelings.

Famous Person:
To see famous people in your dream, signifies an increase to your prosperity and honor.

Granny Panties:
To dream that you are in your underwear, signifies a situation that has created a loss of respect for you. Alternatively, it symbolizes some aspect of yourself that is private. If you feel ashamed of being seen in your underwear, then it indicates your hesitance in revealing your true feelings, attitudes, and other hidden habits/ideas. If you are not bothered by being in your underwear, then it suggests that you are ready to reveal or expose something that was previously hidden.