last night

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boy: so what do you do?
me: ah… i work in the adult industry.
boy: *sarcasm* wow that’s awesome do you tell everyone that?
me: ya, why not?
boy: well aren’t you afraid of what people will think of you?
me: you know there’s a word for socially paranoid. it’s schizophrenic
boy: well no but people like… judge you.
me: meh, i don’t hang out with assholes.
boy: well no just people in general
me: i don’t hang with billy graham either

“Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit.” -samuel halpern

Richard Kern

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I got to shoot with Richard Kern last week in NY and it pretty much made my life. Dude’s iconic. I’m going to photocopy the cheque as a souvenir so when I’m old and have saggy A cups I can traumatize my grandkids when they’re 20 years old.
Me: Granmama posed for a bondage scene when she was yer age.
Grandchildren: AHHHHHHH!!
Me: It’s just bewbs…
Grandchildren: AHHHHHHH!!!
Me: This generation is so uptight. Back when I was 22…

hahahahaha