okay…i am thinking of doing a special free cam night in june in celebration of my b-day on the 14th….

a full on kitchen show with me in a little apron and bra and heels with all kinds of yummy, delicious treats to play with! Just to name a few: whipped cream, strawberries, chocolate sauce (you know how i love that!), icing, honey, ooo ice cubes…and of course a wide array of wooden spoons to smack my cute little ass with LOL what do u guys think?

i had such fun playing in the kitchen a week or so back…i just cant resist giving it another go, only this time i wanna go all out

it never ceases to amaze me how totally stupid people can be! lol i have a job as an online personal trainer – people write to me with fitness question. LMAO you would not believe some of the questions i get. Here are a few doozies:

> “My doctor told me that I am overweight, but I dont think I am. What is the bare minimum of exercise I can do to change my weight?”

> “My wife is fat. What can I do to make her lose weight?”

> “I want to be flexible but I don’t want to stretch because it’s boring. What should I do?”

> “I know I need to lose weight but I dont want to change my entire life. I don’t want to exercise for hours a day I dont have time..I want to not starve and still have some treats.”

> “I have a small lung capacity – I loose breath from running long before I get tired.”

> “I hate exercise and I don’t want to eat any fruits or vegetables.”

> “I am fit I have a threadmill that I use at home. I run on my threadmill.”

> “Can I count sex as my cardio?”

LMAO – that is just a few. Some people ask me bizzare stuff about medical conditions and weird rashes. It’s so gross! LOL but the $ is good and they always make me laugh

boy i have been feeling so overwhelmed lately! know what i mean? when there just are not enough hours in the day? between my 3 jobs, rescue work, guitar lessons, and singing in my band, i am BEAT! the problem is that i dont want to give any of it up! but i find myself not working out as much as i should and nelecting the people in my life who are important to me….   Ugh! how on earth to i decide what to cut back on?  last weekend i was so wied out that i actually sept for 12 hours straight! and on top of all that, i tend to be a bit of an overachiever, so it irritates me when i am not doing the best i can at something….it just gets under my skin grrrrrr :p  so….any advice?

okay so you are not gonna believe this story….

my friend and i took a spin class at my gym, which happens to be next to a holiday inn. so, we came out of the gym and were getting into the car when we looked up and BOOM!!! there right across from us on the second floor of the holiday inn was an open window with the lights on and the curtains wide open and…..A FULLY NAKED MAN STROKING HIS HUGE C**K!  *pause for shocked gasps*

it’s true! so we stared and laughed as he looked out over the parking lot stroking casually and then walked out of view. we of course were dyin laughing and couldn’t believe it.

of course, it doesnt end there. my friend then decided that we should drive up along side the hotel and get a better look. lol i was mortified but didnt argue lol so, we drove up alon side the holiday inn right under the guy’s window, who happened to be in full view again and going to town just like before! i was laughing and coverin my eyes as my friend BEEPED THE HORN and made eye contact with the guy!!!! i know!!! lol i swear i was laughing so hard i almost passed out. but i couldnt make myself look lol. apparently, the guy made eye contact with my friend and laughed as he stroked away!!!! i think he got a real kick out of my bright red face and my hands covering my eyes as i screamed “go go!” lol

anyway, so that’s my exciting life for ya…lol xoxoxo ~zoie~

so, my kittens are now 5 weeks old and total trouble makers! lol i love them and really do look forward to comin home and seeing them. Unfortunately, i have to keep them in a big dog crate – my cats would never stand for 7 kittens running around and, to be honest, they are still 50/50 with the litter box (ewwww)

so, i am thinkin of naming them after breakfast cereals….such as:

Lucky, Kixx, Cocoa Puff, Snap, Crackle, Pop, Alpha-Bits, Boo Berry, Captain Crunch, Fruit Loop, Grape Nut, Honey Nut, Special K, Weetabix……

What do you guys think? 4 of the babies look exactly EXACTLY the same! lol i dont know what to do to tell them apart….maybe i’ll just name them 1, 2, 3, and 4 lol

okay…had my first guitar lesson. the guy is super nice and even drew little pics for me so i know where to put my fingers. but does he HAVE TO make it look so easy? lol man it’s hard! my finger tips hurt for 2 days, especially when typing. thank god for SCG lol cause i dont have to type. seriously tho…i am not really sure i have the kinda time it’s gonna take to get even decent. he says i have to practice every day! 3 jobs, lead singer in a band, and vp of a rescue group….ummmm when the f**k am i gonna practice. ugh – so discouraged

on a good note, i do have an audition on may 9 for a pretty sweet female vocal lead in a hot band….wish me luck!

xoxoxox ~z~

well, i’ve decided to finally take guitar lessons. the fact that i’m insanely intimidated has been outweighed by the fact that i am the lead singer in a band and will look bad ass with a guitar. so….next monday at 5:00 i am going to sacrifice my dignity (and my fingers) and try to learn the basics.  i can’t explain why i’m so freaked out….i guess musical instruments are a mystery to me. i have a crazy amount of respect for anyone who can play – guitars, drums, bass, keys – u name it – wow! it just seems so….difficult. but, like i said, i’m gonna bite the bullet and go for it! wish me luck! when i know a simple song, i will vlog it for u – lol eek!

xox

~Z

shocking as it may be (lol) i am a HUGE sci-fi/fantasy book nut.  yes…it’s true   i simply adore books that are the complete opposite of reality – magic, elves, dragons, the whole nine yards. no, i never played D&D, but i can see the allure. now, if you have not passed out from laughing at me, i shall share my favorite books with you

> The Lord of the Rings series: This classic has to be on every sci-fi fan’s list; not the easiest read – Tolkien was a linguist after all – but still an amazing story and truely the first of its kind.

> The Dark Tower series by Stephen King: Okay, I never used to read King cause I’m not into horror but WOW, this series blew my mind!!! I cannot even begin to explain the plot line, but if you want to seriously trip on a book, go buy these. No joke – very very deep. i kept seeing roses everywhere when i was reading this….

> The Crown of Stars series by Kate Elliott:  Just a damn unique and original series with kick ass characters…and hot sex scenes LOL

> The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan: Good lord these books are awesome – original, fun, romantic, exciting, simply everything…and the series just kept going and going – the last book was number 11! and then…and then…HE DIED!!!!! its true – robert fuckin jordan died and left it unfinished! crap!

> The Dragonriders of Pern by Ann McCaffrey: Despite the title, these books are unreal. Such great great characters – wow! You literally cannot put them down…hot sex scenes, too

> The DUNE series by Frank Herbert: There are no words….it’s DUNE. Read them.

So, there you have it! my favorite books – some, not all. i love love love to read and this list could go on forever.  but, given that i just cleaned off all my bookcases and donated a ton of awesome books…. these were some of the ones i kept. which, i guess indicates that they are my fav i just couldnt part with them….they are like friends that i get to visit over and over. god help us if all goes digital and there are no more books *sniff sniff*