Hmm….

Eating pizza rolls and listening to the awfully-ripped off music on the new playstion home’s playground area….geeze, so cheap you can’t just buy the songs you’re ripping off? Give me a break, oh well.

So while guys are pervin on my awesomely hot avatar who’s dancing on the rooftop ledge, I’m writing this up before midnite so I don’t get fired by Abbie or Luke, teehee! ^^)

Well for anyone who was hectic on watching Jonah Hex, do it! I liked it alot! The only negative thing I can say it was wayyyyy to long. It seemed like I sat down, and got right back up. It was good movie though, and Megan Fox isn’t bad in it. I really get sick of people saying how bad of an actress is, she’s not bad at acting, she’s bad at attitude management!

Also, I hope to be around this weekend to do Fourth of July specials and maybe scrounge up some money and get an outfit and some props, HOWEVER I may have some certain urgent event that is coming up that will blow that plan out of the water, but it’d be a VERY good thing for me…so we’ll see.

Still having personal life issues, sorry guys! I apologize I can’t be happy 24/7 I hope you all can forgive me, and believe me, as soon as I figure a way out of my mess I’ll make it up to each and every single one of you who come into my room and try to cheer me up. Love you guys!

So some people may say Avatar : The Last Air Bender was a gay show, well you know what? FUCK YOUUUUUU. I’ve been watching all the episodes all over again on Net Flix to hype me up, I could have went and seen the movie tonight but couldn’t , and tomorrow night I’m gonna be on www.dailygrindradio.com for their weekly live radio show at midnite EST we get drunk and have a good time. Make sure to listen. If not, I’ll have to rape you in da booty with a rusty spoon at night while you sleep. >:D

Ok so here are some pictures to make you guys feel reading the post was worth it, love ya!

OH and also, the pic of the drunk weasel is something I spent 2 hours on doing BY HAND on my laptop’s mousepad for The Weeze (Weasel) over at dailygrindradio ! lol

oh oh and last PS , I got my new laptop incase anyone didn’t hear! Oh wait, maybe that was in my last post…hehehe.

Join Us For the Virtual Pornstar TweetUp!

From the Naughty Tweet Crew:

Naughty Tweet Network, parent company of PornStarTweet.com, ALTGirlTweet.com, BBWGirlTweet.com, GayStarTweet.com, WebGirlTweet.com and PornExecTweet.com, announced they will be holding, on Thursday July 2, 2009 from 6pm-9pm PST, the first ever VIRTUAL PornStar TweetUp inside the Virtual 3-D “UtherVerse” on RedLightCenter.com. Hosting the event will be Special Guest Star Ember Reigns (www.ember-reigns.com) and NaughtyTweet’s own Alyss Heart.

“We’ve had such a tremendous response to the PornStar TweetUp parties that we’ve held over the past few months, but we hear one thing over and over that the parties are in Vegas and LA but our fans are all over the world – we heard you!! There are a few 3-D Virtual worlds out there — all of them had rules that just weren’t conducive to the parties we throw. Then we found the UtherVerse, a 3-D Virtual world with dancing, working girls, “party favors”, alcoholic beverages and most importantly the ability to have virtual sex! Now all of our fans around the world can join us at the Red Light Center,” said Alyss Heart (@alyssheart).

The UtherVerse development team developed a BRAND NEW special Virtual venue, Club Naughty Tweet, specifically for this new series of PornStar TweetUp events. The first event will be hosted by the amazing web superstar Ember Reigns (@emberreigns) and her 32F breasts , sponsored by OnHerCam.com, will be there to chat, play and who knows what else on July 2 from 6pm-9pm PST.

Ember Reign said, “The Red Light Center is just awesome, and the cool nightclub that they’ve built is sweet! I’m looking forward to playing with all the fans at the party!”

Naughty Tweet has partnered with OnHerCam.com, SizzlingCamsGirls.com and RedLightCenter.com to bring this series of PornStar TweetUp events over the coming months. Fans who want to attend the TweetUp can do so FREE OF CHARGE by signing up for Red Light Center through numerous links located throughout the Naughty Tweet Network of sites, you are encouraged to do so prior to the event time. Fans wanting the ultimate experience should consider signing up for a VIP membership on Red Light Center.

Future event schedule will be announced shortly with Special Guest hosts including some of the biggest names in the adult entertainment world.

“Bring yourself, your friends, girlfriend, wife, or whomever! We’re going to have an amazing time drinking, smoking, and fucking – Virtually – at the First EVER PornStar TweetUp!”

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OnHerCam and SizzlingCamgirls will have some of our models there!  So go register, make your sexy avatar, and get ready to play dirty!

Well lots to catch up on, its been a while… and to be honest here, I dont think I’ve written a true blog-style blog So I’m just going to start writing (haha typing) so try and stay with me here.  Well I’ve talked with many of you, and even blogged about dating…and finally last weekend I invited “gym guy” over to hang out, you know play guitar hero and talk about our lame lives in the middle of nowhere And with the help of some very fun members here at OHC, who were beginging to call him “gay gym guy”, I decided to make a move. And it was WELL worth the wait. And another dry spell ended.  Only catch to the night, was I had to explain OHC to him. (your thinking WHY did you have to tell him?) Well you should remember my recent compititon where the winners get a fan sign video, the two lucky lads are Paul and Snoopfrogg. And for one of the videos I had Pauls name Henna-tattooed on my lower back (you too, can be so cool…you just have to spend more time with me ) Anyways back to the story- after the heat of the moment, of course gym guy was wondering why in the hell I had another mans name on my back. Which btw I’m very proud to keep there until the Henna leaves me So thats why I had to explain OHC.

Lets see.. what else is new I’ve been keeping Titty Tuesday lively. A couple weeks ago I had a fantastic shower/bath cam with plunty skin, and not enough bubbles. (I’m learning LOL, and I will probably find a Disney Princess bubble bath next time I’m in town) And just this past Titty Tuesday we played with whipped topping. I must have a thing with writing ya’lls name on myself… I succesfully wrote (backwords and upside for me) a handful of names on my bare breasts in whipped topping. We made cookies too ! Who knows what we will do this Tuesday but it has to be good right?

Alright I should probably go clean, or fold laundry or something lame like that My parents are coming to town this weekend…and I’d hate to disapoint in being their perfect little angel

See you soon babes!

**Brooke